The emperor is very vain and he loves dressing himself in fine clothes. So he is easily duped when two swindlers arrive in town professing that they  (+)

Princess Smartypants rules her kingdom of Totaloonia on her own - she certainly doesn't need the help of a silly Prince of a husband. However, she  (+)

Princess Smartpant's long lost Fairy God Mother Doris needs her help...

In Fairy tale land, Fairy God Mothers are being made redundant, and replaced  (+)

Driven out of his castle in Transylvania by his thirst for human blood,
Dracula roams the streets of London by night, searching for fresh victims.  (+)