Fart Dictionary

Sorensen Scott A.

The one and only Fart Dictionary is a hilarious illustrated collection of fart definitions for every occasion covering a wide range of topics.

Whether it's politics poetry karaoke Mardi Gras Food Network Jane Austen love war ghosts family sports fashion Shakespeare or vegetables there's a fart in this book for everyone. Examples include "apple fart: a fart that keeps the doctor away" "boomerang fart: a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you" and many many more. So readers the next time you fart or bear witness to one take note of your surroundings purpose or social inconvenience. Label it as in this unique volume.

Featuring whimsical artwork and all wrapped up in a classy little package Fart Dictionary is a perfect gag gift and certain to be a hit with anyone who has ever laughed at the sound of breaking wind.>