FML

Didier Guedj

The idea is simple: in a few sentences people describe the moments that have ruined their day. These snapshot anecdotes are embarrassing humiliating horrific - and very very funny. Perhaps worst of all they're all 100 per cent real... *** Today I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from hitting the wall. FML *** *** Today I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad for added effect said 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML *** *** Today my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her 'Edward'. I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy of her Twilight book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML *** Packed with hilarious stories this is the perfect gift for anyone who's ever had an FML moment...