The Sixth Form Poet

Sixth Form Poet

I think the Rorschach family next door look lovely but my flatmate thinks they look like church-burning Satanists. Weird.

I just killed a mouse. It was a copycat murder.

My friend said he'd give me £100 if I did a bungee jump. I wasn't falling for that.

Since 2011 the mysterious figure known only as Sixth Form Poet has attracted over 50000 followers on Twitter with his offbeat witty and pun-laden observations on modern life. This collection brings together the best of his pithy one-liners and whimsical poems brought to life with Tom McLaughlin's quirky illustrations. Dive into Sixth Form Poet's world - after all as he says 'It would be so cool if I had lots of fans.'