I Like You

Amy Sedaris

Yearning to be the hostess with the mostest? Desperate to throw a party with aplomb? Agonising over etiquette?

Let Amy Sedaris's guide to entertaining show you how. If you're having a party:

* Try to avoid saying something that could be embarrassing like: 'This is Matt he's on mood stabilisers.'

*If you see someone boring someone else just be grateful it's not you.

*When entertaining alcoholics make sure it's a large gathering. This way until they begin removing their clothes or dangling the cat out of the window they can sort of blend in.

*If you suspect you have a nosey guest fill you medicine chest with marbles. Nothing announces a nosey guest better than an avalanche of marbles hitting a porcelain sink.

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