Klopp Actually

Laura Lexx

A hilarious diary of married life with the sensible no-nonsense man of all our dreams: Jürgen Klopp from critically-acclaimed comedian and Twitter sensation Laura Lexx.

Inspired by the viral tweet: 'If I ever met Jürgen Klopp I'd say "omg if we have a baby we should call it Klipp" just so he'd raise an eyebrow at me and tell me I'm a moron and I'd be so naked by the time he'd finished doing that...'

In these uncertain times we all need a coping mechanism. And Laura Lexx has found the obvious one - imagining life married to the sensible no-nonsense man of our dreams Jürgen Klopp. She thinks maybe he has something to do with football? More importantly he definitely knows how to efficiently stack a dishwasher and would tell you honestly if you were being unreasonable about a colleague.

From job interviews to furniture shopping in IKEA to making a birthday cake for their daughter Klipp Klopp Actually is a hilarious warm and deeply silly diary of life with everyone's favourite baseball-cap-wearing bespectacled German football manager.

'I shiver my skin breaking out into tiny goosebumps. "Are you cold?" He whispers his lips brushing my ear making the fine hairs ripple. "A little." I grin pressing against his thigh. He runs a hand down the curve of my spine... "You should put a jumper on."'


'I'd LOVE to read a whole book of Laura's funny clever sweet imagination . . . it made me laugh a huge amount!' Marian Keyes

'Laura is so funny and I can't wait to read this book and I hope it isn't awkward when I *actually* marry Jürgen Klopp' Sara Pascoe

'It's rare to find brilliant new talent rarer still to discover it on twitter but Laura's thread on Klopp was my highlight of the year. I cannot wait to see what she does in book form. I shall devour it. A great shining comedic talent' Emma Kennedy

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